Benfica Lissabon gewinnt Ligapokal in Portugal

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Lissabon - Benfica Lissabon hat in Portugal den Fußball-Ligapokal gewonnen. Im Endspiel bezwangen die «Adler» Erzrivale Sporting Lissabon 3:2 im Elfmeterschießen, nachdem die reguläre Spielzeit 1:1 (0:0) ausgegangen war.[...]
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Two nuns decide they're going to sneak out of the convent and have a real night on the town. REPLICA HANDBAGS hit all the bars and dance clubs, and decide they've finally got to head back to the convent. To enter the convent's grounds COACH BAGS have to crawl under some barbed wire. The JORDAN SHOES start crawling under the wire on their bellies. As they're crawling under the wire, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I feel like a marine." The second replies, "Yeah, CHEAP HANDBAGS too, but where can WHOLESALE T SHIRTS find one this time of night?"